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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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some other time before or after, idk, i finally got the better of that kid in another fight when i swung him around in a circle like bowser and his head hit this pole (might’ve been another one, this was over a decade ago). he was a lot bigger than me so i felt like a huuuuge badass and it was basically my greatest moment ever. that kid and i had a really weird relationship, sometimes we got along fine and sometimes we would beat the shit out of each other. i think he probably had a pretty rough life, he seemed to get sad a lot like me

some other time before or after, idk, i finally got the better of that kid in another fight when i swung him around in a circle like bowser and his head hit this pole (might’ve been another one, this was over a decade ago). he was a lot bigger than me so i felt like a huuuuge badass and it was basically my greatest moment ever. that kid and i had a really weird relationship, sometimes we got along fine and sometimes we would beat the shit out of each other. i think he probably had a pretty rough life, he seemed to get sad a lot like me

when i was in fourth grade a kid was pushing me around on this walkway so i jumped on his back when he walked down it and then he REALLY beat the shit out of me and i ended up on the ground crying and then i told my teacher he should go to hell. then i went to the bathroom and punched a mirror and some kids told me i cracked it??? but i don’t remember cracking it. but if i did that would have been extremely cool

when i was in fourth grade a kid was pushing me around on this walkway so i jumped on his back when he walked down it and then he REALLY beat the shit out of me and i ended up on the ground crying and then i told my teacher he should go to hell. then i went to the bathroom and punched a mirror and some kids told me i cracked it??? but i don’t remember cracking it. but if i did that would have been extremely cool

just snapped off this piece of chain link fencing wire from this coil and im gonna make a bike flag out of it (i have been meaning to do this for a while)

just snapped off this piece of chain link fencing wire from this coil and im gonna make a bike flag out of it (i have been meaning to do this for a while)

im on the swings behind the school where i went to grade 3 to 5. there’s a gazebo in the bunch of trees to the left, and a staircase landing in the middle, i used to play yugioh and beyblades on them

im on the swings behind the school where i went to grade 3 to 5. there’s a gazebo in the bunch of trees to the left, and a staircase landing in the middle, i used to play yugioh and beyblades on them

bitchass bird watching balcony on the other side of the pond and radio tower  of the hill i was in yesterday

bitchass bird watching balcony on the other side of the pond and radio tower of the hill i was in yesterday

thinkin of maybe getting back into the idea of doing standup (shouts out 2 my boy hari kondabolu bless u hari) and if i do my sign-off will def be like “be fuckin real 2 each other yall”

thinkin of maybe getting back into the idea of doing standup (shouts out 2 my boy hari kondabolu bless u hari) and if i do my sign-off will def be like “be fuckin real 2 each other yall”

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love not havin a chainguard

love not havin a chainguard

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

its especially fun when u think you’re a dude and also are aware of all these things

love maybe bein a dude

its  g r e a t

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